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Watch me be wrong somehow

Naur don’t be an asshat like that

Megara is the slave and the master like an Oreo?

Kept reading Bolivian as bovine like mad cow disease

Watch her be Turkish

Here’s a mind blowing smart thing for you

Some infinities are bigger than others

Let that sink in

Soft potato and I think you might be right

Tbf when you seen the same drop so many times

Probably

Idk let’s test it 🤣 kidding kidding

Like clap her cheeks to the tune of happy and she knows it?

She probably giggled and jiggled thinking what your reaction would be to that Alex

Your mom 35yo ago

Its okay Alexa I also cannotclap my cheeks to the tune of happy and I know it

Damn proving Alex right cuz I know you be lying

Anything particular tripping you up today Alexa?

Wine and red velvet donuts?

Might depend on the type of wine

Does your culture not literally have a dish that uses spoonfuls of mayo with corn n tajin

I do love putting tajin on my ham sammiches

I need to learn how to make a pepper jelly so I can make me boxcar ham sammich

Built like a house fuqs like a home

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