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Just the bots

Nuh uh

All these lies

So potent, he can do it over the Internet.

Bagel Bites?

Or Pizza Rolls.

Pineapple has to be one of the best fruits.

You must by sensitive to bromelain.

What about serial monogamy?

I want to be with a bunch of different people. Just, you know, one at a time. So I don't get them mixed up.

Bring back the cheap chicken burritos, dammit.

Make Taco Bell Cheap Again. MTBCA.

Such a lazy joke. Come on.

This app apparently hates Tony Keith. Blocked his lyrics.

Toby.

I shoulda been a cowboy, shoulda learned to rope and ride. Wearin' my six-shooter, ridin' my pony on a cattle drive.

That one was acceptable.

It'll be great being old. Just not give a damn anymore. Take advantage of people.

But society forgives old people for it.

Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea.

I'm never gonna know you now, but I'm gonna love you anyhow.

Baited one.

Trix are for kids.

Heat dooooome

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