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A kid asked his dad if he was adopted. Dad looks at him and asks, would I chose you?

When I get in to work, I immediately hide.

Good employees are hard to find....

What goes oh oh oh?

Santa walkin backwards.

What did the turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving morning?

Quack quack 😆

I got mugged by six dwarves last night.

Not happy.

I went to a beekeeper to get 12 bees.

He counted them up and gave me 13.

I said, Sir, you gave me one extra.

He said yeah, that's a free bee.

👀

How do you take Superman's powers away?

With a horse

This room active?

Damn, I'll be working in Idaho next week, was hoping to have people to chat with

Well, guess I'll talk randomly here next week 😂

I'll be on a different shift, so maybe that's the difference

Ooh the room is active and I missed it 😔

I'll be in Idaho today hopefully this chat room picks up

Well I'm in Burley.... I have no idea where this is

I'm heading out of Idaho tomorrow, definitely not the worst state I've visited

I don't even know what part I'm in right now 😂