A kid asked his dad if he was adopted. Dad looks at him and asks, would I chose you?
When I get in to work, I immediately hide.
Good employees are hard to find....
What did the turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving morning?
I got mugged by six dwarves last night.
I went to a beekeeper to get 12 bees.
He counted them up and gave me 13.
I said, Sir, you gave me one extra.
He said yeah, that's a free bee.
How do you take Superman's powers away?
